Thursday, July 17, 2025
All HAVOC BREAKS LOOSE in Florida at Trump DEATH TRAP
RGENT TRANSMISSION FOR FUNCTIONING AMERICAN CARBON-BASED UNITS
rom the Intergalactic Federation of the Andromeda Collective
Greetings, carbon-based units of the third rock from Sol, colloquially known as “Earth.” We’ve been observing your planet for quite some time—think of it as a cosmic reality show, only with more doomscrolling and fewer coherent plotlines.
We regret to inform you that, based on recent galactic polling and interdimensional focus groups, your civilization is in the final stages of a Category 7 Self-Inflicted Implosion. (That’s just one level below “Kardashian Singularity.”)
But rejoice! We, the Federation of Planets from the Andromeda Galaxy, have unanimously voted (after three espresso nebula shots) to offer your more functional carbon-based units a one-time evacuation opportunity.
Departure Cities:
1. Los Angeles – For those already pretending they’re aliens.
2. New York City – You’ll probably complain the whole way, but fine.
3. Ybor City, Florida – We’re not entirely sure why either, but our galactic anthropologist was charmed by the roosters.
4. Seattle – For carbon-based units who are part coffee, part moisture.
5. Chicago – The deep dish convinced the council.
♿ Special Accommodations: If you are disabled or unable to travel, please install a green, solar-powered strobe light on your roof. We will beam you up individually. And yes, solar-powered. This is a spacefaring society, not an oil lobby. A NOTE ON DEFECTIVE UNITS: Any carbon-based units exhibiting signs of persistent denial of reality, conspiracy theory addiction, chronic cruelty, or unrelenting narcissism will be rerouted to Mercury, your neighboring planet, recently reclassified as a Thermal Detention Zone. No amenities. Just vibes and lava. ⸻
We encourage all interested units to begin preparing immediately. Bring only what you can carry: a toothbrush, your favorite snacks, and a working sense of humor. Estimated arrival of ships: TBD (subject to time-space dilation, and pending resolution of the galactic DMV strike). In unity and mild bewilderment, Commander Thraak of the Glitter Nebula Andromeda Evacuation Liaison for Species 847-CBU (Carbon-Based Units) ⸻
Wednesday, July 16, 2025
How MAGA propagandists responded to Trump’s demand to shut up about Epstein
My latest piece for MSNBC.com details how Fox News hosts and other MAGA media elites followed President Donald Trump’s order to move on from coverage of convicted sex offender and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, and what that response means for the future of Trump’s coalition: more
DeSantis Just Got A BRUTAL SURPRISE At Aligator Alcatraz
Trump Reaches a Breaking Point Over Epstein Files
Donald Trump seems unfamiliar with the Streisand effect, the phenomenon of inadvertently drawing more attention to an issue by trying to make it go away. more
Right-wing shows field angry calls about Epstein and the Trump administration
The Trump administration’s release of the Epstein memo has caused turmoil in right-wing media, and some callers on conservative radio shows are demanding answers. They’ve said they’re “angry,” accused President Donald Trump of “the ultimate betrayal,” and claimed Attorney General Pam Bondi “messed up” in her handling of the situation. more
As Political Violence Surges, Trump Shuts Down a Top Prevention Program
‘What More Can She Do!’ Trump Goes to Bat For Pam Bondi Over Epstein Backlash
Donald Trump went to bat for Attorney General Pam Bondi, saying she’s doing a “terrific” job despite backlash against her over the Epstein Files.
"Cages Inside Tents": Alligator Alcatraz’s Brutal Reveal
'The 2020 Playbook on Steroids': Trump DOJ Requests for State Voter Data Spark Alarm
"This all is part of a bigger ploy to further undermine our voting in this country," said Colorado's Democratic secretary of state. "They are actively in a power grab." more
Labels:
Culture Of Corruption,
Donald Trump,
Pam Bondi
US-POLITICS-MEDIA-PROTEST Senate GOP Set to Eviscerate Public Media Funding, 'Dismantle' Outlets Relied on by Millions
The bill threatens "emergency alerts that save lives, local journalism that informs communities, and educational tools that support families, job seekers, and teachers," according to Protect My Public Media. more
Bondi suggests she has no plans to step down, dodges Epstein questions
Pam Bondi sidestepped questions and calls for her to resign over the Justice Department’s (DOJ) handling of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein’s files on Tuesday, instead focusing on the Trump administration’s goals to fight the fentanyl drug crisis. more
The Cover-up
Labels:
Culture Of Corruption,
Donald Trump,
Pam Bondi
'The Fighter We Need': Progressive Adelita Grijalva Wins Special Primary for Her Late Father's Seat
"Adelita's victory tonight isn't just a win for families in Southern Arizona," said the national director of the Working Families Party. "It's a win for all those who believe in a government that works for everyday people."
Pam Bondi abruptly fires Justice Department’s top ethics chief in four-sentence letter
Pam Bondi has fired the ethics director at the Department of Justice in a four-sentence letter that misspells his name, marking the latest departure from the agency during a mass exodus of career prosecutors under Donald Trump’s administration. more
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Now It’s Epstein Forever
“We’re on one Team, MAGA,” Donald Trump wrote on TruthSocial over the weekend, “and I don’t like what’s happening.” more
Jamie Raskin DESTROYS Pam Bondi... This is BRUTAL!
Pam Bondi Flatly Refuses To Answer Question About Jeffrey Epstein
"Threatening to cancel votes": Florida officials allege fraud to kneecap abortion rights amendment
In a last-minute effort to kill a proposed ballot amendment that would restore abortion rights in Florida, state officials are accusing a group that gathered signatures to get the amendment on this year's ballot fraud. more
Trump says he’s going to give ‘low IQ’ AOC and Jasmine Crockett an intelligence test
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